We humans live for about 70 years. And in those 70 years there are a lot of things we can do. But we may not like to do all of those things. As for most people the list of things I cannot do or don’t want to do is longer than the list of things I want to do.
I think that it is important for a person to know what they cannot do or don’t want to do. So I have decided to make a list………. And goddamn it a long list. I’ll probably have to update this list for a very long time too.
The list is quite unpolished.
4. Stand up comedy
6. Speaking in front of a crowd
7. Play football
10. Talk show host
11. Insurance salesman
12. Any type of salesman
13. Working for Donald Trump
14. Animal husbandry
15. Why am I repeating myself
19. Dish washer
20. Tea plantation
21. President of the United states
24. Thief…… maybe a robber, but not a thief
26. Personal trainer
27. Dentist. I hate other people’s mouth.
28. Skin doctor
29. Maybe a diagnostician like Dr. House. Great show by the way.
30. Oncologist. They don’t cure shit.
31. Hopefully line 30 will be wrong in the future
33. Working in a zoo
34. Chauffeur. They seem to like billionaires. But they don’t own that stuff. It’s like giving a cat its own house in Trump Tower.
35. Construction worker
36. Veterinarian. I don’t know why.
38. Tennis player
39. President of FIFA
40. Chef. Not that I don’t like food, It’s just that I’ll probably eat the whole thing. Apparently the customers get angry because of this.