A Pigeon Selling Life Insurance

Donald Trump is running for President of the United States. At this point of time I don’t know much about Trump. All I know about him is the following.

1. He puts his name on everything he does.
2. He got his feathers plucked out of him by Bill Maher on Real Time.
3. Probably has fake hair.
4. Lives in Trump Tower.
5. One of his clients is a cat.
6. Birth certificate fetish.
7. Got most of his money from his father.

A self made billionaire and a kind lady… came together to create this piece of shit. Sorry… I meant to say piece of art that has the potential to surpass George Bush Junior and also provide the world another golden age of comedy.

‘When Mexico sends its people they’re not sending the best,” They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to border guards and they’re telling us what we’re getting.’

Hiring this guy is like asking a pigeon to sell life insurance.

I will personally donate $2 to a charity if Trump release the creature tethered to his head.

If this is indeed the beginning of the golden age of comedy, we are going to die laughing. And from hunger and disease but let’s not talk about such things in the open.

But say what you want about him. It does not change the fact that he is a hard worker who borrowed all his father’s money.

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