List of things that are pissing me off

Here’s a list of things that are pissing me off.

1. Laptops that are too thin.
2. Cell Phones that are too big.
3. Desktops and landlines.
4. The person behind the counter of a shop who tells me to have a nice day with a big fake smile.
5. The person behind the counter of a shop who says good morning with a big fake smile and a loud voice.
6. Fat people who say they are obese and not fat.
7. Fat people.
8. Size zero people.
9. Yellow pants. Red pants. Green pants. Orange pants……. Every pant that is not a shade of blue or black. And brown or grey are okay too I guess, but not all the time.
10. People who use social networking sites to talk to people they meet everyday.
11. Burial ceremonies. Especially, loud ones.
12. Independence day. Friendship day. Valentines day. Republic day.
13. Christmas. Easter. Diwali……… All festivals, rituals and traditions.
14. Religion.
15. Crime…… Why am I repeating myself?
16. T-Shirts that have quotes printed on them.
17. T-shirts that have corporate logos on them.
18. People who wear T-shirts that have corporate logos on them.
19. Mosquitoes. Ants.
20. And all other kinds of insects.
21. Worms.
22. People who try to sell me things.
23. Creationists.
24. Frogs and snakes.
25. Exams and tests.
26. Job interviews.
27. Job interviewers.
28. Job interviewees.
29. Teachers.
30. Parents.
31. Relatives.
32. People who tell me what to do.
33. Bad authors who get book deals.
34. Everybody over the age of 18.
35. Everybody below the age of 18.
36. Advertising.
37. Old people who cannot walk.
38. People who always buy the latest cell phones.
39. Global warming deniers.
40. Politicians.
41. Business men.
42. Bankers.
43. Army.
44. The pope.
45. And his friends. And everybody who looks like his friends.
46. People who lick their fingers after they eat.
47. Identity cards.
48. Places that have no Internet.
49. People who waste my time.
50. Actors.
51. Shoes that have lights in them.

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